33 Knockoff Products That Fell off the Back of a Truck (August 12, 2024)

I swear officer, I have no idea how this "Sahnik the porcupine" plushie got in our inventory, I filled out the proper forms, I called Sony myself and got their permission to sell their official Sonic the hedgehog merch, But somehow I got stuck with these 3,500 fake plushies which I sell for 2.99 a pop, 2 for 3.99. What's that? Sonic isn't even a Sony character? Well that would explain why he looks so weird. I mean his hands aren't even the same color, what's up with that?

Ok, Ok, calm down, I didn't actually buy these, they just fell off the back of a truck, right there on the freeway and the truck drove off. What was I supposed to do? Just leave them there scattered all over the road? In fact, I was doing the public a service by removing those road hazards and instead of getting some kind of monetary reward I get the cops called on me? What is this? North Korea? I want my lawyer! Stop! Let me go! Ouch! Sahnik! Help me!

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What is this "Minecraft" you speak of? I never heard of it!

via u/MrMoor2007
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02
"Starring Molly Serious"

via u/AidaCaceres53
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I never expected to find him underwater

via u/stelistt_
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He makes great crystal Myth

via u/One-Benefit-7042
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05
This is giving me Anxiety, fear, disgust and anger

via u/StarLordFloofer
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Minecraft? what's Minecraft?

via u/Mother_Ad_5637
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Hanny Monty and the Holy Grail

via u/Porchhonky1306
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08
I wonder what movie actually plays when you press play

via u/Silver_Cartoonist151
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The Notendo WOW

via u/AStupidguy2341
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Ripping off Nike and McDonald's at once. What could go wong?

via u/MyDogGotMalested
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11
Oh my god they killed Kinny

via u/SpanaKopitaRaf
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Not-tella

via u/joneryi1
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"Lightning McWeed"

via u/trainspotter390
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14
He didn't spend 7 years in game academy for nothing

via u/Relative-Ordinary685
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The resemblance is purely coincidental

via u/AidaCaceres53
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Missed the Torget

via u/UrameshiYuusuke
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17
Snug as a bug in a smasnug!

via u/vb911
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The Mysterious Van

via u/monsterflake
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Wandinha?!

via u/MentalAd9651
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20
Sahnik the porcupine

via u/Bluigis_mansio
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My little horse looks a lot like a red panda

via u/UrameshiYuusuke
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Tastes like feet

via u/UnabledUser-7382
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23
I can't even

via u/Terraria_GEKKO
24
Please stop

via u/Sirix_824
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Better than Roblox

via u/Terraria_GEKKO
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26
Team Raket

via u/Relative-Ordinary685
27
Coke , Pepst, 7 Cup

via u/Ma7dy
28
Would you like a Bars bar?

via u/ya_ka_di
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29
Seems legit

via u/Relative-Ordinary685
30
Ah yes, "Blue Koala"

via u/Yaboisam99
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Super Special

via u/UrameshiYuusuke
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32
Ultimate Net-Man

via u/UrameshiYuusuke
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Voiced by Jack White

via u/SG_Salmon